{"product_id":"chicken-dealer-towel","title":"Chicken Dealer Towel","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLocal Egg Dealer Kitchen Towel - The Chicken Mafia Has Entered the Chat\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003eListen, we need to address the underground egg economy happening in backyards across America. And this chicken? This chicken is RUNNING IT. She's got the goods. She's got the connections. She's got eggs for DAYS, and she's not afraid to use them.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003eIntroducing the kitchen towel that finally gives backyard chickens the street cred they deserve. Our Local Egg Dealer Kitchen Towel features the most hustler chicken you've ever seen—surrounded by fresh eggs, rocking overalls, and serving up that farm-fresh attitude with a side of sass.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHere's why this towel is about to crack you up (pun absolutely intended):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e🐔 \u003cstrong\u003eThe Bossest Chicken Ever\u003c\/strong\u003e – Look at her. She KNOWS she's got the best eggs in town. That confident stance? That's the energy of someone who controls the local egg supply.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e💗 \u003cstrong\u003ePink Retro Lettering\u003c\/strong\u003e – \"LOCAL EGG DEALER\" in bold, vintage-style pink text that screams 1970s farm stand meets modern farmhouse chic.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e💪 \u003cstrong\u003e180GSM Flour Sack Cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e – Thick, absorbent, and ready to handle whatever your kitchen throws at it. Unlike sketchy dealers, this towel is 100% reliable.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e📏 \u003cstrong\u003eGenerously Sized at 18\" w x 28\" h\u003c\/strong\u003e – Big enough for real kitchen work, funny enough to make everyone who sees it laugh out loud.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e🔄 \u003cstrong\u003eInternal Hanging Loop\u003c\/strong\u003e – Display this comedic masterpiece proudly. Your guests NEED to see this.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackyard chicken owners (you KNOW who you are)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFarm life enthusiasts with a sense of humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who's ever bought eggs from their neighbor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEaster and spring decor that's actually funny\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGifts for farmers, homesteaders, and egg lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaking your city friends jealous of your farm connections\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis towel is for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe chicken lady (affectionate)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHomesteaders with attitude\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFarm-to-table enthusiasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who understand the black market value of fresh eggs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who's ever said \"I know a guy\" about eggs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFarmhouse humor meets street hustle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCottage core with an edge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"I have chickens and I'm making it everyone's problem\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetro farm stand aesthetic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackyard farmer pride\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConversation Starters:\u003c\/strong\u003e \"Where do you get your eggs?\" \"Oh, you know... I know a local dealer.\"\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e May cause sudden urges to get backyard chickens, start an egg business, refer to yourself as an \"egg dealer,\" and use phrases like \"farm fresh\" and \"straight from the source\" excessively.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003eThis towel celebrates the unsung heroes of the breakfast table—the backyard chickens keeping America's brunches bougie and our omelets organic. It's funny, it's functional, and it's absolutely perfect for anyone who takes their eggs seriously (but not TOO seriously).\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAdd to cart before this dealer sells out!\u003c\/strong\u003e 🐔🥚✨\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFLOUR SACK COTTON DETAILS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e180 GSM Flour Sack Cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eWith flour sack cotton yarn and looser weave, is known for its ability to absorb liquids efficiently, \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan data-processed=\"true\" class=\"T286Pc\"\u003emaking them effective for drying dishes and surfaces.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-processed=\"true\" class=\"\" data-wiz-rootname=\"ohfaMd\"\u003e\u003cspan data-processed=\"true\" data-animation-atomic=\"\" class=\"vKEkVd\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan data-processed=\"true\" class=\"\" data-wiz-rootname=\"ohfaMd\"\u003e\u003cspan data-processed=\"true\" data-animation-atomic=\"\" class=\"vKEkVd\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThe tightly woven construction of flour sack cotton prevents it from leaving behind lint or streaks on dishes and glassware.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\u003cspan data-processed=\"true\" class=\"T286Pc\"\u003eDespite their lightweight nature, flour sack towels are remarkably durable and can withstand frequent use and washing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cspan data-processed=\"true\" class=\"T286Pc\"\u003eThey are designed to last for years with proper care, making them a long-term investment for your kitchen.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-processed=\"true\" class=\"\" data-wiz-rootname=\"ohfaMd\"\u003e\u003cspan data-processed=\"true\" data-animation-atomic=\"\" class=\"vKEkVd\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Gia Roma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43153503289462,"sku":"47417485852886","price":9.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0687\/8455\/4102\/files\/chickenfull.jpg?v=1772856072","url":"https:\/\/parkerandcompanyllc.com\/products\/chicken-dealer-towel","provider":"Parker \u0026 Company Designs LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}